Darling, just imagine I would be collecting sports cars! Wouldn't that be costly? Wouldn't that take up much space? Wouldn't that be dangerous? I'm so glad I don't like cars that much. It's only typewriters. And look, this one writes in this beautiful font [typeset]! Oh, and this one, isn't it surprisingly small? Oh, and look, this one has all the comfort of a Lincoln Land yacht. Oh, baby, can I have this one? I've been looking for this rare colour so long...