Liked a tweet by Jeffrey B. Paul (Twitter)

With holidays cards rolling in daily, it's the time of year where my wife has to continually respond to me with "yes, they've had # kid(s) for A WHILE NOW" with a heavy eye roll as if I'm supposed to remember ever.... oh crap I left the keys in the car brb
— Jeffrey B. Paul (@jeffpaul) December 12, 2019

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