Based on an original parody by Eliza Rubenstein of "The Major General's Song" from The Pirates of Penzance, performed with permission of the author.
Music by Arthur Sullivan
Lyrics Eliza Rubenstein; Additional Lyrics by James Mills
Directed by James Mills; Edited by Danny Bristoll
I collect too much gear so I made a song about it. Share if you relate.
At last, the senior administration official comes clean.
I work for the Gray Lady, but my loyalty is to the Take.