Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To have a status update to post on its own website.
Their pampered birds wear diapers and have personal chefs — but lay the finest eggs tech money can buy
I’m so glad I’ve got the ability to make chicken posts on my website now! I love the irony of being able to add this to my chicken feed.
Chicken is a type of post
Someone stood in a line early this morning at La Azteca in East LA for a horde of Christmas tamales. Since they’re warm, I couldn’t resist having some a day early for breakfast.